reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
if no one has told you recently or even if someone has told you recently let me just say
- i am proud of you
- i hope your day was ok
- i hope tomorrow is ok
- i hope your whole week is ok
- you are rad as heck
- you being here and alive makes everything even more rad as heck
- and dang
- you are hella cute
this is from spy kids
yeah i have jealousy problems
whatever. i have them for good fucking reasons.
you dont associate yourself with him anymore.
so what makes you think that talking to him at these random out of the blue times is okay?
i dont give a fuck if its just friendly talk.
and i dont care how much of a goodie good you are.
back the hell away and we wont have issues.
LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE